5 random funny children's quotes

My 3 year old said to me the other day: "why do Mummy's do so much? and then he said "what do Daddy's do? He then answered his own question and said "I know Daddy's watch TV and play the computer!!! I told him he would have to tell Daddy that one when he got home from work!!! Daddy wasn't impressed. I thought it was very cute.

Our cat Critter passed away a few weeks ago, so when my five year old daughter came home she asked 'where's Critter mommy?' I had let her know that he had passed on, so she kinda looked around the house and I watched her. Then she turned and looked at me and said 'mommy? did you give Critter to heaven?', I just thought it was cute.

When one of my daughters was being potty trained I put some perfume on her then right after that she needed to sit on the potty. She was sitting there with the door open when my husband came walking by. She called "Daddy, come smell me."

When I sit like this and wriggle, my crotch gets excited.

The funniest thing that my nephew said was he wanted a baby girl kitten because my sister told him he was gonna have a baby sister or brother.