Funny jokes for little kids

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Kid's joke

Q: What did one magnet say to the other magnet?
A: I find you very attractive.

Q: How do you stop your dog from digging up your garden?
A: Take away his spade!

Q: Why do golfers carry a spare pair of socks?
A: In case they get a hole in one!

Q: What's big, grey and goes round and round?
A: An elephant stuck in a revolving door.

Q: What's worse than finding a grub in your apple?
A: Finding half a grub.